The commandments six through seven (as revised by D.J. Trump):
Six: Thou shall not kill (unless you are a Saudi price or my BFF Kim Jong-Un)
Seven: Thou shall not commit adultery (unless when you grab them by the p---y they don't complain).
Eight: Thou shall not steal (unless the people are too dumb to realize you are stealing; then it's okay)
Nine: Thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor (unless they are a Democrat or I just don't like them)
Ten: Thou shall not covet (exceptions include and oligath or president-for-life)
Steven Hubschman, Paisley